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AMS'ers Late-Breaking News!

At least once a month, this page will be updated with the latest and greatest of the goings-on of the AMS'ers. So, without further adieu...



Our first headliner...

9/18/99 (AP) Kent "No Show" Burrice leaves his MARK!

Early Saturday morning, September 18, 1999, our very own Kent Burrice (the catcher we all know and love) earned this month's "Poopy Award". Sources say that Kent, after a LONG night of hitting the clubs and making friends with A Few Good Men, lost all bodily control. After returning to the residence of an unspecified source, several onlookers witnessed and experienced the wrath of Kent's colon. As Kent hunched over in the bathroom, throwing up his evening chow and excess alcohol, his body went into complete shock...and unloaded every bit of fecal matter that lay waiting in his, apparently full, large intestines. As his alcohol-ridden body excreted waste from both ends, it is a theory that he must've started break-dancing, for his waste was scattered everywhere. Sources say the physical evidence was cleaned away, and the bathroom de-odorized, but there is a "ZIPPY-CHANCE" that this event will ever be forgotten. We love you buddy!